Sleep Talkin’ Man is a blog devoted to the weird and incredibly funny stuff Adam Lennard, “a mild-mannered British man,” says while slumbering. Every night, Adam’s wife sets up a voice-activated tape recorder and awakes to find a series of sleepy gems that she later posts online.
The results are priceless streams-of-unconsciousness:
"No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much."
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"Jump. You can jump with goats. Boy does he jump high. They jump really high."